Howdy Y'all !

My name is Jacob and I'm a writer, outdoorsman, carnivore,
and Jackalope enthusiast.

But above all things I'm a
hard worker that loves creating
new and 
wondrous spectacles
for all to see.

Dang, that's a cool resume.

Get the heck outta here...



I've got a hankerin' for...

All of the bacon and eggs you have.

Ron Swanson quotes.


Fishin' for big ole bass. 

Watching way too much football. 

Drawing things to hang on the fridge.

Petting literally all of the dogs.

Water balloon fights.

Making folks smile.

Disliking things.


Bad WiFi connections.

Running out of hot water.

When guac costs extra. 

Forgetting that thing you were just thinking of.


Season ending cliffhangers.

Chips breaking when you scoop up the salsa.

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